Monday, December 22, 2008

Battle of the Boy Bands

ets be honest this debate really only involves two groups N*Sync and Boyz II Men. 98 Degrees never really got it going past 2 songs. Although that poster of them with their shirts off with the fire behind them, convinced me I was straight cuz I wasn't turned on by it (those confusing high school years). LFO was just crap, they couldn't even dance. Backstreet was right there but they just couldn't keep up with N*Sync although "incomplete" was a nice comeback song. Color Me Badd is in contention but the guys painted on beard just killed them in my eyes. I am not really sure what "sexing someone up" exactly is but I would like it anyway. Dru Hill took themselves way too seriously to be considered true boyband material. NKOTB started the genre but were not the best. I did see them in concert (12th row center, Alpine Valley), but seeing a fat Jordan Knight try to molest Ryan Starr on the Surreal life just killed all fond memories, not to mention Donnie Wahlberg playing a 90 lb cancer patient in Dreamcatcher. And unlike Boyz II Men and N*Sync they tried to be gritty and tough with "Hangin Tough" NO DICE. Those three incidents warped my fragile little mind. Right Said Fred deserves special mention for the mesh shirt the lead singer wore but one hit wonders need not apply. Soul Decision just didn't last, and neither did Saigon Kick, ABC (Iesha, she is that special kind of girl), Perfect Gentlemen, Mint Condition, or B2K. You need more than one album to qualify. So now to the tale of the tape.

N*Sync Boyz II Men Edge
Group Members 5 4 NS

Signature Song This I promise u End of the Road B2M

Hair Solid/Good Medium NS

Dancing Ability Amazing Solid NS

Singing Ability medium Amazing B2M

Career Length about 5 3 Albums NS
albums
(JT still going)

Lead Singer JT Wanya NS

Base Lance Mike B2M

Skinny 2nd fiddle JC Shawn NS

Gayness Factor High Low B2M

Love Making Music Low Amazing B2M

Coolness Factor Low High B2M

What you wore
while listening A & F Silk Shirt B2M

Groupie Hotness Cameron Diaz uhhhh NS

My personal
preference Amazing Not quite Amazo NS

Bye, Bye, Bye a close count of 8-7 N*SYNC WINS!!!


So like Mike says in End of the Road


Im not out to go out and cheat on you all night
Just like you did baby but thats all right
Hey, I love you anyway
And Im still gonna be here for you till my dying day baby
Right now, Im just in so much pain baby
Cuz you just wont come back to me
Will you? just come back to me

I feel like Mike's girl. I just keep running out on Boyz II Men. To answer your question, No, Mike I will not come back to you. N*Sync is the best boy band ever.

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